hate Actual conversation I had with Brian over the phone:

Brian: I saw your favorite person today.
Me: XXX?
Brian: Nope
Me: YYY?
Brian: No
Me: ZZZ?
Brian: Wow, you hate a lot of people.
Me: Hahah, yeah I guess I do. Damn, I am a hater!

I have no shame about it. That’s why I must have this ring. It’s only $200!

Unfortunately it looks like it’s only for men. I must find a way to make or commission a ring or necklace of my own somehow.