Woman 1: Hi! Oh, where’s Kate?
Woman 2: She couldn’t come, she’s protesting gay marriage. 

and…

Me: Can I have a grande iced coffee? Wait – does that come in decaf? Can I get decaf?
Cashier: (pause) I think it already comes decaf. Do you want me to put an extra shot of decaf in there for you?
Me: (pause to try and to figure out if she’s joking) uh…. no… thanks. Make that a small.