You know that Corelle dishes commercial where they grease the runway to show that the dishes are breakproof? My personal consumer report test just proved it false. I don’t know how this guy did it on concrete.

I swiped two plates & two bowls from my mom’s house precisely because those plates were super lightweight, sturdy, and oven safe. Well, today on my second day using them, I was drying a bowl when it slipped out of my hand and shattered into a million pieces on the linoleum floor. It didn’t just break in half or a few big chunks, it shattered. Keep in mind that this dorm room is depressingly small, so the mess covers half of my floorspace.  To make things even better, it’s 10pm, I don’t have a broom, and I was never told if there was an RA or office where I could get a broom. I just picked up half of it by hand before having to take a break, lest I cry in frustration.